and now for something anticlimactic

i'm lyz and i make faces at babies.

and for anyone that's interested (and not) here's my blog on gender and sexuality: http://gendersafe.tumblr.com/

Mai 17th at 7AM / via: fuckyeahsexanddrugs / op: anormaux / 1.722 Anmerkungen

r-volt:

That’s how I send my nudes

(Quelle: anormaux)

Mai 17th at 4AM / via: fuckyeahsexanddrugs / op: brakes / 84.153 Anmerkungen

me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

Mai 17th at 3AM / via: annachronism / op: bestrooftalkever / 5.771 Anmerkungen

(Quelle: bestrooftalkever)

Mai 17th at 1AM / via: nuclearmilkfarts / op: nurmengards / 2.776 Anmerkungen

nuclearmilkfarts:

This is now a butt blog.

butt blogs for the win!

(Quelle: nurmengards)

Mai 17th at 12AM / via: fuckyeahsexanddrugs / op: geeksquadgangbang / 1.646 Anmerkungen

meatwad is my spirit animal, like no other.

(Quelle: geeksquadgangbang)

Texts from (to?) my mother #6:

Mai 17th at 12AM / via: thisgingersnapsback / op: thisgingersnapsback / 5 Anmerkungen

Mom: Hes out here now if u want to come out
Me: Definitely naked and watching my little pony at the moment.
Me: Your daughter: making things weird since forever.
Mom: U r sooooo fuckin weird
Me: YOU RAISED ME.

Mai 17th at 12AM / via: chrisburtonuk / op: hemsworthss / 32.970 Anmerkungen

chrisburtonuk:

Welcome to my sophisticated and intellectually charged blog.

of butts.

(Quelle: hemsworthss)

Mai 16th at 8PM / via: fuckyeahsexanddrugs / op: marisaaaaa79 / 1.010 Anmerkungen

(Quelle: marisaaaaa79)

Mai 16th at 4PM / via: fuckyeahsexanddrugs / op: mrs-nessbit / 1.435 Anmerkungen

(Quelle: mrs-nessbit)

Mai 16th at 11AM / via: fuckyeahsexanddrugs / op: badnrad / 133 Anmerkungen

(Quelle: badnrad)

Mai 16th at 7AM / via: fuckyeahsexanddrugs / op: wardom / 2.005 Anmerkungen

(Quelle: wardom)

Mai 16th at 4AM / via: fuckyeahhardfemme / op: ajasin / 26.619 Anmerkungen

littlewendycat:

myinitialsarentkdtb:

govioletgo:

Come to my legs.

Unnnffffff…..

GIMME

(Quelle: ajasin)

Mai 16th at 1AM / via: fuckyeahsexanddrugs / op: sarahxmay / 9.010 Anmerkungen

(Quelle: sarahxmay)

Mai 16th at 12AM / via: whodoctorwho / op: doctorwho / tagged: hooooolllyyyyy shit. HOOOHHH MAHHHHH GLOB. I NEED THIS HOLY SHIT LIKE NOAW. / 4.416 Anmerkungen

doctorwho:

TARDIS corset and skirt

It’s guaranteed to be a perfect fit because each is custom handmade to your exact measurements. This cotton corset laces up the back through silver grommets with blue satin ribbon. You can get the corset alone, or make the look complete with the matching cotton skirt

via Anglophenia

Mai 15th at 11PM / via: de-closetedqueer / op: thats-so-meme / 1.382 Anmerkungen

de-closetedqueer:

miran-chan:

you-weremade-to-be-ruled:

lokilies:

glowtwins:

the-exterminator-beats:

thats-so-meme:

via

[I’m one of those few in the sliver of red there…]

[Mythology Loki is still who I think of first]

[^ditto]

[same]

[I was familiar with Norse Mythology/Gods beforehand, but not extensively like I am now]

[Same. I’ve always loved mythology. Why are we all typing within these brackets?]

[norse mythology is my favourite. seriously. also, brackets are cool.]